JULY 11, 2009 HIGH NOONMy son is 21. Not too long ago, it seems, he was chauffeured
Around in a Perego stroller.
I am ashamed to admit that in those days, I was totally
status conscious. Our son rode the sidewalks in an Italian
stroller and we rode the streets in a pale blue Saab. Nothing
American made for us in those days.
Our child is of mixed culture, so he was very fair and people
used to ask if I was his nanny.
Only now do I get that I did Not measure up to the stroller or
the culture. Perhaps I did Not appear to people the way I imagined.
The whole point to all of this status stuff is that you don't want to
measure up, you want approval for moving ahead of the pack.
Well, don't we? Okay, don't leave me out here alone. I am trying to be
honest with you.
I shopped at fabulous boutiques for him across the country.
These days he says I dressed him like an idiot. He in no way
Appreciates how exhausting keeping up appearances was.
The best daycare, exposure to the arts and books, living in a
home surrounded by fine things and antiques has given way
to x-box and other sophisticated technology.
Although those days are behind me, I really loved them. It
was a tribute to what my womb could produce. Great DNA
to be cultivated.
Well, I will tell you, I think it is fun that mothers these days,
twenty years later have not dropped the concept.
Dale Hrabi will be coming to Burgundy Books with his new
book, The Perfect Baby Handbook. It is hilarious. I can now
hold my head up because many mothers recognize this drive.

If you can stay awake long enough, after staying up all night
with your insomniac prized baby, don’t you want to read about:
The Seven Crucial Mobiles
Flawless Baby Names
Baby-proofing everything on earth
Advanced slumber Strategies
Plus: What to Expect When You’re Expecting Perfection
Find a babysitter for Saturday, July 11. Pack a lunch and
be here at noon. You may want to bring a little wine with
that cheese. At 2:00 PM the author, Dale Hrabi will
show up just for you. It will be affirming.
Buy a book which holds a lot of little secrets that
Your friends don’t know about. It costs $16.99.
Not a high price for oneupsmanship. Contact us
and order your copy
At the least, you will have a great time.
The event is just $5.00 which can be used
Towards the purchase of the book.
Of course you can bring the baby in the Perego.
It could be that kind of event!
More info: info@burgundybooks.net